JoKEs!!!

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

• The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
  
• The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
• The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
  

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

• Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
• Student: Well...yes and no.
  

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.